- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Irish sobriety

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

what tall and looks like a jew?

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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