what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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How old are you? 7

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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