Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Sam Hengal.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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