- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

You bumder!

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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