- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

taking out the trash... at night

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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