Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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www.hurr-durr.com

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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