What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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