- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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