Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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woman's rights

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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