Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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