Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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