What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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Who is it?

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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whos district champs not JM

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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