What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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