- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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