Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Chris is hairy

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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