*prepares this to get negative votes*

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

He--Hey guys

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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