- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

A guy at a baseball game....

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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