A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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Where's my tractor?

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