why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A jew enters a mall.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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