How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

An Aisian failed a test

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

womans rights...

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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