- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

4 hours later.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

No it doesnt..

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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