- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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