Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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