What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Justin with a hat.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Yellow People !!

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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