What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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