How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Badabing.

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Guest what in the butt

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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