I am paralyzed from the neck down.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Yellow People !!

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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