Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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roses are red violets are blue

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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