- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Stop me if you heard this one before.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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