so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Dont read this joke

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Women can vote? wtf

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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