- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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