Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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