- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a submarine.... once

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

i committed murder

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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