- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

What did Washington say to California? WC

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