- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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