Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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I like poop in my butt

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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A black man comes home from work.

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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Anti Joke

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