- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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