- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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