- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Banana Hamock.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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