4 hours later.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Shea's sty....

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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PIED NINNY!

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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