- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

hey justin

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Pickle

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Jesus Christ

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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