- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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