- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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