- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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