- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Ben Affleck

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

I don't believe in giraffes.

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