A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Poop

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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