Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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justin beiber sucks

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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Welcome to the anti-joke Olympics! As you can see ladies and gentlemen, our contestants are starting to look very excited as the "who can look the most bored" competition is just about to begin! We are terribly sorry to announce that as for the butterfly style contest, all of the butterflies drowned :( While at this corner, we can see these contestants have been waiting patiently for hours for the "who is the most impatient" contest to begin! While over here, none of our contestants have yet to make a chicken cross the road and tell them why! In the meantime watch as we mistreat these Jews in order to find out what is worse, the holocaust or a worm in your apple! So far our contestants with worms in their apples are complaining more, but dying significantly less, how will this end! How exciting! Finally our swing contest has been cancelled as Sally refuses to get on it! Moral: BUT WILL IT BLEND!

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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