What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

Were can you find a bag of meth?

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

Robin, get in the car!

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

There once was a man from Nantucket.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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