A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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