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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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