Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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What is cowboy say

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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