- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

You know whats better than 24? 25

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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