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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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