-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Your mother just died.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Jersey Shore.

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