Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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