Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have an idea! You leave.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

hey justin

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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