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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

brock has small hands for a small job

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

su algato es en fuego

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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