- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

oh hey.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

knock knock... ...no answer

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