Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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