- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

PIED NINNY!

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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