G:nock nock B:come in!

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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