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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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