- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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