- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Your life

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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