- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What if I told you.....potatoe

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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