- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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