Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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