- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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