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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

I have a horse.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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