- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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